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What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.