What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.