What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

What do you call a 1,000 pound woman sitting on a bar stool?

A half-ton pickup.

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How does an Irishman's future look like?

Very blight.

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture