What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

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What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?

Warren!

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.