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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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How many psychiatrists does it......take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

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Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

She hits women

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face