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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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What is long and hard that women don't have compulsorily?

The military service.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"