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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

What did Oliver Twist say at the slave auction?

Please sir, I want some moors.

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

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Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents.

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

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Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken