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How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

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I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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I ain't no snitch.

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How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

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What do you think you're doing?

The observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)