How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

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Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

Why do white girls always travel in odd number packs?

They can't even

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Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.