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How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

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How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

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What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

Who do patriotic latinos talk to?

You ese.