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Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

What do you call it......when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

Nobody ever compliments our back end

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.