What do you think you're doing?

The observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

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What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books?

An author-dontist Wahey!

How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

How did you get here?

He asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

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How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

What do you call a Hispanic midget?

Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese.