What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!