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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.