What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

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How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.