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How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Teacup Jokes More Teacup Jokes

What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.