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How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.