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How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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How does a fallopian tube take its eggs?

Ovaries Z)

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy