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How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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How does a fallopian tube take its eggs?

Ovaries Z)

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy