How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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What kind of drugs to frogs take?

Methamphibians.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*