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How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

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What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die?

A Yeast Infection

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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.