How do you cure depression?

A gun.

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How does a mathematician cure constipation?

How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

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Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes