How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

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What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

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What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach