Flip it upside-down.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
The Tchernobyl cowboy.
You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
Turn the barstool upside down.
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
So he could flip the bird
No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke