How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

Throw in a bar of soap.

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

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Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

Throw in a bar of soap.

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.