How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

Throw in a bar of soap.

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

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Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.

How do you know if a Polak is there?

He's the one with a duck.