How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

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What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.