How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?

You wake up wet!

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood