You wake up wet!
Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
On the winternet.
Iced lolly.
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"
