How do you make Polish sausage?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

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How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What shape is your table?

Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

How do you call a spiritually significant Polish guy?

Totem Pole.