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How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

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Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.