Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.
Because it had a hole in the middle.
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.
Because he was sitting on the deck!
Sandy
Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:
Marsh-Mellows
