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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

Because she might Let it Go

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