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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Wee Jokes More Wee Jokes

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!