How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

Turn off the carousel.

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What happened?

Me: I turned 13....

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Why stop with two L's Lloyd?

Why

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What do you call a Polish dancer?

A stripper

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

Turn off the carousel.

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

Turn off the carousel.

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

Turn off the carousel.

How much for the horse tornado?

Sir, that's a carousel. I must have it.