How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

Get off the merry-go-round!

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

Turn off the carousel.