How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire?

Diego wop wop wop.

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?

By her suntan!

What do you call a bad Italian neighborhood?

The spaghetto.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop