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How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.