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Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

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When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

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Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!