How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

Mama Pig Jokes More Mama Pig Jokes

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.