How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

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How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

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What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking weed?

Hypotenuse