How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

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Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.