How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

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Why the full we don't have any jokes about Islam?

Is it because it's a joke by itself or what.

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

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What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims?

Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah

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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.