Angry Muslim Jokes

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What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Ramadan Jokes More Ramadan Jokes

What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.