How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

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What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.