How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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What do you take on a math camping trip?

2/10

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.