How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

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What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

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How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

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How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

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How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.