How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt