How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

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Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem