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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again