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How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

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Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

Space. The final frontier..........