How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

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What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat