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How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

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How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh