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How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh

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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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It was dead.

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Because they're good at commiting.

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What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh

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How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh