How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

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What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

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How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh