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How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh

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Get off me homes.

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Because he couldn't see that well!

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The Polterheist

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How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh

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I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

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How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh