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How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

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Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.