What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

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Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.