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What are the three types of men?

The handsome the caring and the majority.

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

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What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it