What are the three types of men?

The handsome the caring and the majority.

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

He was striking a happy medium.

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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

Who cares?

It's probably just full of camels, anyway.

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What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

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What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

What are the three types of men?

The handsome the caring and the majority.