What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

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What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.