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What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to.

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.