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What car does Woody drive?

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Woody Jokes More Woody Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.