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What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!