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What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

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What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

What's wrong?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman

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Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.