What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

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Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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Which was?

We ate Bill" OMG. How long were you in there "4 minutes"

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!