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What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

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Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

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What's wrong?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!