What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

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What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy