What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

Scream) APPLE!!!

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!