What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

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Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

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What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt